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1. I pretend to be other people.

2. I have a strange obsession with Snoop Dogg.

3. I was raised as a "Masshole", sorry for my swearing.

4. I share the same birthday as Audrey Hepburn & Lance Bass.

5. I like to dance. In my bathroom. On bars. Etc. 

6. ... and do choreographed dances to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance.

7. I love mashed potatoes. From a box. #classy

8. I try to avoid shitty people.

9. You should too.

10. The below photo from my childhood explains it all. 


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